Sunday, July 10, 2011

Am I Evil?

The Hirschkraft Slayer Dashboard

My fellow Metalheads, have you ever wondered just how evil each Slayer album is? Well wonder no more because the good people at the Hirschkraft Slayer Dashboard have constructed a little widget that will definitively answer all your Slayer evilness questions. No longer will you be sitting at a dinner party unable to join the riveting discussion of the relative evil merits of Haunting The Chapel vs. World Painted Blood. You will know just how many times Slayer has used the words blood, death, evil, hell, kill, satan and war in their songs.

The secret of which band member writes the most evil lyrics will be revealed to you with this fantastic Dashboard as well as who writes the evilest music. But wait, there’s more! Act now and you will also know the average evil song length and evil album length. Hail Satan!

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